Get Your Head on Straight in New Orleans

Are you feeling down in the dumps?  Like you don’t have a friend in the world?  Do you feel misunderstood?  Does your daily routine lack the kind of vim and verve that should be putting pep in your step?  Wanna know what it means to be in love with a city?

I have the answer to your doldrums.

I have too words for you.  One of those words is: New.  The other word is: Orleans.

Get your head right by getting yourself into a New Orleans state of mind.

get your head straight in New Orleans.
The entrance to the New Orleans Botanical Gardens

You can’t go wrong when everything is gonna to be alright, tonight.

 

GET YOUR HEAD RIGHT IN NEW ORLEANS.

When you spend a couple of days and nights in New Orleans, you spend that time in a pleasant place that isn’t like anywhere else in the world.  New Orleans is magical.  I know.  I live here.  I thank New Orleans for my mental health and well being.  New Orleans is all about satisfaction.  The Rolling Stones were wrong.  You CAN get satisfaction.  You can get it in New Orleans.

Ask any New Orleanian you happen to meet.  They’ll tell you that the are happy to live here.  They can’t imagine living anywhere else.    Everywhere else, there is nothing good to eat compared to New Orleans.

Stand up straight.  Tuck in your shirt.  Be proud.  You belong in New Orleans.  New Orleans is very, very, very, very, very good.

I know.  I live here.

You have a friend in New Orleans.
Your agent in the field, the most interesting man in New Orleans. Let him be your guide.

As a New Orleans goodwill ambassador, I am happy to share everything I know about this wonderful city I call home, our neighborhood, in particular.  There are very, very few places even remotely similar to New Orleans.  Our neighborhood is a special place off the usual tourist radar.  Be one of the lucky few to experience the authentic New Orleans like you live here.

Whether you have your head in the clouds or you have your head where the sun doesn’t shine, New Orleans will help you get your head right in your mind.  It’s a magical city.

La Belle Esplanade is a small artisanal craft hotel of only five suites that offers personalized recommendations on how to best experience America’s Most Interesting City.  Your two New Orleans goodwill ambassadors who run the place will be happy to share what they know and get off on the right footing to get your head in the right place.  New Orleans will cure whatever ails you.

Come down and see us when you have the chance.  Over 18 million people will have visited New Orleans this year, probably closer to 19 million.  La Belle Esplanade only has five suites.  Book early.  We tend to fill up early.  After all, we are the #1 place to stay in New Orleans, according to TripAdvisor, and also the #2 place to stay in the U.S. and the #16 place to stay in THE WHOLE WORLD.  You could do a lot worse.

Have a great New Orleans day today, no matter where you happen to be!

-La Belle Esplanade.

…ranked the #1 place to stay in New Orleans and in Louisiana, #2 in the U.S., and the #16 place to stay in the whole world.

——-The people have spoken!——

Saturday, December 1, 2018:  It’s been another great New Orleans day!!!